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Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30925) - you deserved it (2573)

On 12/14/2012 at 1:40am - health - by bloodyfreakinawful - United States (Texas)

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Look her straight in the eyes, shove that tampon up your nose, and remain eye contact. She'll never call you out like that again.

#6 - On 12/14/2012 at 6:43am by saIty

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This FML would be extra FMLish if you had been a man.

Wait...you ARE a woman, aren't you?

#3 - On 12/14/2012 at 6:43am by DocBastard

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