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Today, my doctor finally prescribed me some medication for my arthritis. The cap was insanely well-secured, and my hands were too racked with pain to get it off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19507) - you deserved it (891)

On 12/09/2012 at 3:03pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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Irony.

#1 - On 12/09/2012 at 8:56pm by pil_84

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Might I suggest a hammer? OR you could get a child to open it. Those little fuckers seem to be the only ones capable of opening those damn child safety caps.

#3 - On 12/09/2012 at 8:57pm by gracehi

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