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Today, my science class found out that I have OCD and that one of my rituals is to cough when others cough. This is going to be a long year. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23338) - you deserved it (3644)

On 12/04/2012 at 11:09pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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I have a similar OCD problem, I have to cum whenever I make my girlfriend cum....I haven't had an orgasm in months...

#6 - On 12/05/2012 at 2:54am by zingline89

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*cough* That's a little weird* cough*
Oh shit, that's not helping is it? Sorry, no more snarky coughs.

#1 - On 12/05/2012 at 2:53am by Pleonasm

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