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Today, I have three cracked ribs. I have also, for the first time in my life, developed a case of the hiccups that simply will NOT go away. It's been hours. FML

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On 11/30/2012 at 2:30am - health - by Atletic - United States (New York)

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Stand on your head.

Jump up and down.

Burp.

Drink Ginger Ale.

Hold your breath.

Get scared.

Drink water.

Juggle.

Yell.

Breathe through your mouth.


...and by the time you've read through all of these stupid, inane remedies, you would've forgotten to hiccup. You're welcome.

#19 - On 11/30/2012 at 10:14am by ManInTheMachine

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... BOO!

Did it work?

#11 - On 11/30/2012 at 10:08am by badbaby_87

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