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Today, I have an ear infection. The pain from it radiates from my ear all the way down the left side of my face, so my doctor prescribed me something that makes half of my face numb and pretty much unusable. Tomorrow, I have to give a presentation on strokes for my med class. Go figure. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17147) - you deserved it (975)

On 11/20/2012 at 5:41am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Maybe you'll get extra points for having a life-like presentation! :P

#1 - On 11/20/2012 at 12:48pm by Hiimhaileypotter

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What a stroke of bad luck, OP. I'm willing to lend you an ear here for all your pains and greivances. I'm not infect qualified to tell you any medical advice, but I can sympathise for your problems at face value. I hope this doesn't sound lame to you, but I feel for you, OP.
Chin up, stiff upper lip, and all that, if you can.

#5 - On 11/20/2012 at 12:50pm by Pleonasm

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