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Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17171) - you deserved it (1643)

On 11/19/2012 at 1:21am - health - by NOIDIDNOT (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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Then the doctor looks at you sideways and says, "Not anymore..."

#3 - On 11/19/2012 at 10:02am by ClassyCommando

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I'm sure he's heard people say much worse things under anesthetic - at least you weren't describing your sexual experiences?

#1 - On 11/19/2012 at 10:01am by Kgirl2cute

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