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Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML

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On 10/12/2012 at 7:11am - health - by monkeyzz (woman) - United States (California)

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You must have been pretty pissed

#1 - On 10/12/2012 at 12:52pm by clairedycat124

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Ah, the joys of sneaking out.

A shame you're not into Golden Showers OP.

You would've gotten two things out of seeing your boyfriend that day.;)

Oh, and chances are your boyfriend's dad DEFINITELY knew you were out there.

#2 - On 10/12/2012 at 12:52pm by ManInTheMachine

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