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Today, I had to be treated for chemical burns, because my mother got the bright idea of using paint thinner to clean me up after I'd painted our living room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19141) - you deserved it (2522)

On 10/11/2012 at 3:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

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And the reason you lived past infancy is....?

#1 - On 10/11/2012 at 9:02pm by walmartpaysme

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You didn't realize she was about to use paint thinner on your skin?

#6 - On 10/11/2012 at 9:04pm by Roevera

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