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Today, my four roommates and I contracted lice. While all our heads were slathered in mayonnaise and saran wrap, our building's fire alarm went off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15786) - you deserved it (2064)

On 10/06/2012 at 3:28am - health - by EastOneTen - United States

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Run for your lice!

#1 - On 10/06/2012 at 6:02am by Betz

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I have never heard of that trick. Did it work, OP?

#2 - On 10/06/2012 at 6:03am by TheSuperSpicer

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