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Today, I have such bad diarrhea that every time I sneeze I poop. I've discovered it's very hard to run to the bathroom every time I feel the urge to sneeze. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20225) - you deserved it (1382)

On 10/06/2012 at 3:12am - health - by monkers - Canada (Alberta)

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Daiper time! Or just sit on the toilet all day and read FMLs.

#1 - On 10/06/2012 at 6:01am by intelliDude

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I hope you're not the same person who pees every time she sneezes, that would really suck! Get well soon OP :/ FYL

#3 - On 10/06/2012 at 6:04am by Pandacupcakelove

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