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Today, I was riding the subway home with some friends, and when I noticed something smelled awful. My friends noticed it too. After searching for the source of the smell, it became apparent that it was my breath. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16506) - you deserved it (16917)

On 10/01/2012 at 3:18am - health - by halitosis - United States (California)

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You sure you're not just an ugly barnacle?

#3 - On 10/01/2012 at 10:28am by spekledworf

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Brush your teeth?
Gum?
Mouthwash?
Mini-tooth brush to go?

#4 - On 10/01/2012 at 10:28am by TaysDarkLust

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