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Today, I was on a plane returning to University, and I decided to shut my eyes. I opened them about 45 minutes later just as the plane landed to find I couldn't move at all. I was in sleep paralysis. The air hostesses had to lift me out of my seat. FML

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On 09/27/2012 at 11:46am - health - by Dave (man) - United Kingdom

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I have that all the time, just wait until the monsters start to come while in sleep.

#1 - On 09/27/2012 at 12:56pm by SortOfSexy

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I can't even begin to imagine how awkward that would be.

#3 - On 09/27/2012 at 12:56pm by YoTengoTomatoes

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