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Today, I went to a new dentist because I've been experiencing occasional toothache. Upon seeing my x-rays, he noticed something odd. Apparently, during a root canal a while ago, a piece of an instrument broke off, and has been lodged within ever since. FML


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On 09/20/2012 at 5:34pm - health - by fuckalltwitardsintheface (man) - United States (Ohio)

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#1 - On 09/20/2012 at 8:10pm by holyshitbatman

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You didn't notice the bill for that root canal appointment was lower than usual? They probably told you it was an early Christmas gift so you wouldn't wonder why.

#2 - On 09/20/2012 at 8:10pm by NoorFML

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