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Today, my dad wants me to spray a wasp nest, because I'm the fittest family member and can run the fastest. The wasps are already angry, and I'm allergic to them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24978) - you deserved it (1610)

On 09/01/2012 at 10:09am - health - by iliveintexas - United States (Texas)

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If no one in your family wants to do it, call an exterminator.

#1 - On 09/01/2012 at 12:16pm by Queen_Cosmos

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I guess being fit has it's down sides too. Lol

#3 - On 09/01/2012 at 12:16pm by anyav3

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