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Today, I learned that just because the actual part of the pan that does touch the stove isn't hot doesn't mean that the handle won't give you third degree burns, a broken nose from passing out from the pain, and an expensive trip to the emergency room. FML

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On 08/25/2012 at 9:15am - health - by Anonymous - United States

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Looks like that pan was too hot to handle!

#1 - On 08/25/2012 at 10:27am by bieberfied

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Sounds like your cooking didn't exactly pan out.

#4 - On 08/25/2012 at 10:29am by DocBastard

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