Today, I was suntanning outside, when I had a bout of nausea. I rushed to the toilet, hoping at all costs to just dry-heave it away. When I lifted the lid, I was faced with two of the most rancid floaters I've ever seen, courtesy of my live-in gran. Well, my stomach's empty now. FML

by rainbows? more like shitstorms / 08/16/2012 at 8:22pm / United States / Health

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  • I hate it when people don't flush. Age shouldn't matter because we were all supposed to be taught since a very young age.

    #8 - On 08/16/2012 at 11:15pm by SarcasticUnicorn

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  • lol I thought of Skittles when I read your name..

    #1 - On 08/16/2012 at 11:14pm by CastielJ

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