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Today, I ordered ramen to go. I looked at my order and discovered a cockroach. Disgusted, I showed it to them, and they apologized by "replacing" it for free. Later on, while I was enjoying the delicious food, I once again discovered a cockroach buried under all the noodles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27452) - you deserved it (5995)

On 08/16/2012 at 10:30am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Armed Forces Pacific)

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That's some unsanitary restaurant...

#3 - On 08/16/2012 at 1:00pm by BippityBopPop

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I wouldn't trust that place a second time no matter how hungry I was.

#9 - On 08/16/2012 at 1:01pm by 4rmMiami

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