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Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML

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On 08/03/2012 at 6:50pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Tabasco)

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Bitches be crazy..

#2 - On 08/03/2012 at 11:59pm by toowie

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Well since you've already been beat up, might as well find the husband and sleep with him.

#5 - On 08/04/2012 at 12:05am by kidepicfest

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