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Today, I received a "get well soon" card in the mail, which I found just a little odd, since I was feeling completely fine. Not an hour later, I tripped and fell down a flight of stairs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19195) - you deserved it (1404)

On 07/24/2012 at 1:36pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

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Do you have any psychic friends?

#1 - On 07/24/2012 at 4:41pm by JudgeTroll

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Send them a thank you card and ask for tomorrows winning numbers.

#5 - On 07/24/2012 at 4:43pm by inhindsight

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