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Today, some friends told me that my natural body odor smells like cooked beef and roasted onions. I'm disgustingly delicious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16253) - you deserved it (3651)

On 07/22/2012 at 2:34am - health - by hungry? - United States (Tennessee)

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I have a feeling if there's a zombie outbreak, you'll be the first to go ;D

#4 - On 07/22/2012 at 10:07am by SnipeFatPeople

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You should get some different soap and/or deodorant.

#3 - On 07/22/2012 at 10:04am by ScaughtieHolden

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