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Today, I decided to save a few bucks and let my mother cut my hair. I then had to wait in the hospital for attention due to the fact that she cut the tip of my ear off. FML

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On 05/20/2012 at 10:29pm - health - by thejbarrick50 - United States (New York)

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At least it was cheaper than plastic surgery.
No, but seriously, this is why you usually let professionals cut your hair:)
Usually a better job, but more expensive.
But at least you get the medical attention needed, so you will be fine.
Fyl though
But the hospital bill is probably a little expensive.
I know nothing of the American health system

#2 - On 05/21/2012 at 3:02am by Keevarou

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Yeah, a lesson everyone must learn at one point or another: DON'T let your mom cut your hair.

#3 - On 05/21/2012 at 3:03am by NeatNit

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