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Today, I tried to beat my dad to the car. I jumped over the steel cables in the parking structure and hit my head on a metal pipe, then bounced off the wires, and onto my back on the pavement. Good thing we were already at the hospital to visit my sick mother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9369) - you deserved it (24093)

On 05/20/2012 at 12:06am - health - by Ouch (man) - United States (California)

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So who won?

#2 - On 05/20/2012 at 5:53am by awesome8021

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I imagined this in cartoon form

#3 - On 05/20/2012 at 5:53am by Ravena1213

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