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Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20347) - you deserved it (2690)

On 05/13/2012 at 2:28am - health - by whatevershit - United States (Alabama)

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Well if that's the best part I hate to think how the rest of it went.

#1 - On 05/13/2012 at 10:08am by Baustigt

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Looks like you THROW a pretty UPlifting party OP!

...Okay I'll just go bury myself now.

#15 - On 05/13/2012 at 10:27am by Wheredidgrungego

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