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Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20550) - you deserved it (2021)

On 05/10/2012 at 5:22pm - health - by Jesse (man) - United States (Washington)

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I personally like to imagine a fat redneck stroking my rectum during prostate exams, but to each his own

#4 - On 05/11/2012 at 2:03am by lukep135

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Listen to your Doc damnit!

#2 - On 05/11/2012 at 2:02am by xXxdeluxexXx

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