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Today, I sliced my arm open on the weekend, patched it with a fabric bandaid. Had an allergic reaction to the bandaid, arm now swollen, blistering and keeping-me-awake itchy. Pharmacist's advice? "Oooh, that looks bad. Better put a bandaid on that." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15906) - you deserved it (1084)

On 01/20/2009 at 8:08pm - health - by sore - Australia (Queensland)

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