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Today, I sliced my arm open on the weekend, patched it with a fabric bandaid. Had an allergic reaction to the bandaid, arm now swollen, blistering and keeping-me-awake itchy. Pharmacist's advice? "Oooh, that looks bad. Better put a bandaid on that." FML

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On 01/20/2009 at 8:08pm - health - by sore - Australia (Queensland)

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hmmm...Maybe, you should have gone to the freakin doctor if you sliced your arm that badly idiot! Your pharmacist's job is to give you medicine, not diagnose you.

#4 - On 03/08/2009 at 11:50pm by The1337sandwich

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Well, your first mistake was assuming that someone who only dispenses medication would be able or interested in helping you. Go to a doctor next time.

#1 - On 02/09/2009 at 2:54pm by um, no

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