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Today, I entered a hotdog eating contest. I made it up to two, threw up on the rest of them, and fell over. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5742) - you deserved it (21089)

On 04/27/2012 at 12:29am - health - by Weak Disposition (man) - United States (Virginia)

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At least people now can't make the joke that you're used to a bunch of wieners in your mouth.

#3 - On 04/27/2012 at 4:41am by alstbv12

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You are the weakest link.

#7 - On 04/27/2012 at 4:43am by AugustBurnsToast

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