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Today, I got a one-inch fish bone stuck in my throat. I went to the doctor, who claimed he couldn't see the long white thing embedded next to my tonsil. He charged me $70, and told me to eat some bread. I had to pull it out myself with a pair of tweezers. FML


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On 04/17/2012 at 1:37pm - health - by Merlin - United States (Connecticut)

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Good on you for taking matters in your hands and succeeding!

#1 - On 04/17/2012 at 4:48pm by SkoomaKi

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Huh? That's like missing a unicorn in a room full of potatoes!

#6 - On 04/17/2012 at 4:49pm by BradTheBrony

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