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Today, while outside, a bug flew up my nose. After I told my family and friends about a faint vibrating in my upper nostril, they all convinced me I was paranoid. That was until that night when I blew my nose and there was the bug in my tissue. Its leg was still twitching. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25277) - you deserved it (2030)

On 04/10/2012 at 10:19pm - health - by baugy (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Why didn't you blow your nose sooner?

#7 - On 04/11/2012 at 2:58am by Kurochrome

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eww thats pretty gross!

#1 - On 04/11/2012 at 2:52am by JustMe876

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