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Today, my morning sickness decided to show itself every time I smell coffee. I work at a coffee shop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20196) - you deserved it (1486)

On 04/06/2012 at 9:52pm - health - by GothicAngel17 - Australia (Queensland)

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I've bean there. A latte times I just wanted to go home. I could tell there was some nastiness brewing inside me. Remember, if you are feeling sick and need to go home, talk to your manager and espresso self.

#14 - On 04/07/2012 at 2:27am by zingline89

See in context

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Guess the last thing you'll want to do is "wake up and smell the coffee..."

#6 - On 04/07/2012 at 2:21am by Mariebaz

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