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Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8398) - you deserved it (25105)

On 04/06/2012 at 3:24am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Hey, at least you didn't resort to rubbing cut up citrus fruit on your clothing.

#2 - On 04/06/2012 at 5:40am by ArcticPuppet

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It can't be that hard to buy some deodorant. Js or better yet. Take a shower?

#1 - On 04/06/2012 at 5:39am by Palirose

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