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Today, I was warning a girl in my art class to be careful with a Stanley knife, as she had managed to cut her finger quite badly. Just as I said it, I sliced my finger open with a Stanley knife. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16586) - you deserved it (9253)

On 03/20/2012 at 12:33am - health - by insightful - Australia

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Well, warning her after the fact was redundant to begin with. You still don't deserve it - nobody does. Ouch!!

#1 - On 03/20/2012 at 6:37am by audiophileMom

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You shouldn't be using the Stanley knife while talking to someone... YDI

#3 - On 03/20/2012 at 6:43am by RahmEsHestos

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