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Today, I got so bored that I drew a face on my index finger, and made a video of me garrotting it with a string. I ended up rupturing a blood vessel, and had to think up a cover story for my girlfriend to explain my screaming. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6462) - you deserved it (26362)

On 02/25/2012 at 2:09pm - health - by Jared (man) - United States (Texas)

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You don't play video games? Other than that, why not take your girlfriend out somewhere?

#3 - On 02/25/2012 at 4:59pm by RahmEsHestos

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Damn, how tight did you tie that string to rupture a blood vessel? The pain and loss of circulation wasn't any indication first?

#7 - On 02/25/2012 at 5:03pm by kimmi41509

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