Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML
by AnastasiyaNicholas / 02/18/2012 at 9:20am / United States (Ohio) / Health
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Don't even try to explain... No use.
#1 - On 02/18/2012 at 1:48pm by tellithowitis
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Tell her school was canceled for national alcohol abuse awareness day and that they were coming to get her. May provide some entertainment.
#12 - On 02/18/2012 at 2:20pm by McMan
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