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Today, my dad finally met my girlfriend. Unfortunately, he was driving the ambulance that she was in, due to severe alcohol poisoning and was on the way to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. FML

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On 02/07/2012 at 8:40pm - health - by screwed - United States (Connecticut)

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Sounds like a girl who makes good choices....Pretty sure you are getting a fun chat with Dad later O.o

#1 - On 02/08/2012 at 3:09am by melonrind

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First impressions always last.

#2 - On 02/08/2012 at 3:10am by dmblonde

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