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Today, while I was washing my hands, I sneezed so hard that I smacked my head against the faucet. I now have a lump the size of a goose egg on my head. I'm not sure if it's going to hatch, or if that's just the brain damage talking. FML

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On 01/28/2012 at 12:09pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

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let it hatch it's the right thing to do

#1 - On 01/28/2012 at 4:44pm by YourEvilHero

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Either you have a really bad posture, or your head was down near the faucet?... I can't think of any reasonable explanation to how this is possible...But then again I've heard of many injuries caused by sneezing. FYL

#2 - On 01/28/2012 at 4:46pm by liveyourlife_191

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