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Today, my wife made a joke about the size of my package, so figuring all's fair in love and war, I bought some laxatives to prank her with. They took a lot longer to work than I thought, and I ended up lying in bed, listening to my wife shitting her guts out in the bathroom for over an hour. FML


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On 01/27/2012 at 10:13pm - health - by smith (man) - United Kingdom (York)

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thats not funny. she just made a joke, and this was your response? jeez, learn how to take a joke.

#4 - On 01/27/2012 at 11:13pm by Nickel05

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Well that is just a shitty thing to do.

..i know.. That was awful..

#1 - On 01/27/2012 at 11:11pm by Cryptic_Equinox

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