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Today, I had to have a discussion with my 54-year-old mother about showering. She thinks it's perfectly OK to shower only once a week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17296) - you deserved it (1907)

On 01/26/2012 at 12:19am - health - by NeedaNosePlug (woman) - United States

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That's naaasty.

#2 - On 01/26/2012 at 6:09am by Buttsexpirate

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i hope she at least wears deoderant, or things would get bad pretty quickly. maybe she's trying to force you to move out? haha

#5 - On 01/26/2012 at 6:13am by Pentium_4

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