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Today, I was jogging when a woman ran out of her house and handed me an invitation for a party. What was the invitation for? A weight loss treatment party. Guess the jogging isn't working. FML


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On 11/27/2011 at 12:30am - health - by jogger (woman) - United States (California)

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Jogging helps :) keep at it !

#1 - On 11/27/2011 at 6:43am by JTthePurpleNinja

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Ugh... I know people think they're trying to help when they do stuff like this, but really, all it does is hurt the person's feelings and make you look like a total ass.

#3 - On 11/27/2011 at 6:45am by Mirorbo

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