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Today, I was so hungry that I literally stole candy from a baby. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10507) - you deserved it (43537)

On 11/21/2011 at 9:34am - health - by bad karma (woman) - United States (Florida)

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It's an expression! Your not actually supposed to do that!

#2 - On 11/21/2011 at 12:50pm by TipOfTheHat

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Wow. It takes a REAL loser to do that. Seriously.

#3 - On 11/21/2011 at 12:51pm by xxcreativedreame

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