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Today, I was so hungry that I literally stole candy from a baby. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9652) - you deserved it (41126)

On 11/21/2011 at 9:34am - health - by bad karma (woman) - United States (Florida)

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You are such an asshole that you literally have a mouth with shit coming out of it.

#1 - On 11/21/2011 at 12:49pm by DocBastard

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It's an expression! Your not actually supposed to do that!

#2 - On 11/21/2011 at 12:50pm by TipOfTheHat

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