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Today, after years of training myself to crave healthier foods in order to lose weight, I found out that some of my favorite health-foods actually aggravate my hypothyroidism, and indirectly reduce my metabolism. Broccoli and soybeans are making me fat. FML


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On 11/17/2011 at 9:34am - health - by healthfoodshmealthfood - United States (New York)

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I always knew my parents were wrong when they told me to eat my broccoli!

#5 - On 11/17/2011 at 12:42pm by nater535

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Lol! I recommend delicious meat and workouts :)

#3 - On 11/17/2011 at 12:41pm by EmreArslan

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