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Today, I had botox injections to stop my face sweating so much. Now the sweat is almost gone, but my facial expression seems to be stuck on "baffled." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10878) - you deserved it (32237)

On 11/07/2011 at 11:41pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

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At least it's not stuck on "Constipated."

#4 - On 11/08/2011 at 3:11am by twinny_sc

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It could be worse, your face could be stuck on "awkward orgasm" expression.

#14 - On 11/08/2011 at 3:31am by JukeboxValkyrie

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