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Today, I got my period. Last week, I fell out of a window and landed between my legs on a bush; I have massive swelling down there, and stitches over the ripped flesh. Now I'm bleeding out my period on top of the lingering wounds down there. It hurts even to pee, let alone menstruate. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42422) - you deserved it (4130)

On 11/01/2011 at 5:50pm - health - by stitchesupmyass (woman) - United States (Washington)

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I like your name stitchesupmyass

#2 - On 11/02/2011 at 4:02am by Epic_Fail911

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Yeah well I once got scratched by a cat

#4 - On 11/02/2011 at 4:04am by kaprookie

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