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Today, I'm being admitted to the hospital for severe exhaustion. Why am I exhausted? For spending 12 hours at the hospital while my sister gave birth. The same hospital I'm being admitted to. FML

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you have severe exhaustion for being awake for 12 hours? thats only half of a day!

#8 - On 09/23/2011 at 6:28am by samikitty961

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I work at a hospital and had to cover a sick nurse's shift last week. I worked 14 hours straight without a break, on top of having been up 10 hours prior to that. Either you got totally duped into letting them admit you, or you're an abnormally weak individual...

#11 - On 09/23/2011 at 6:39am by pnutbudajelly

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