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Today, I had a graded performance in my drama class. I had to play a murderer in an interrogation room. I got really into it and started pounding on the windows to try to "escape". The thin glass smashed. Four hours in casualty, stitches and plastic surgery pretty much sum up my mood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21657) - you deserved it (8442)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:18pm - health - by anonymous - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

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Well let's look at the bright side, no one will want to mess with the drama kids now.

#4 - On 09/16/2011 at 5:50pm by eurekaroy

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Well that sucks but did you get a good grade?
The teacher must have been like nice fake blood. Oh shit!!!!

#7 - On 09/16/2011 at 5:51pm by stormchaser24

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