Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML
I agree, your life sucks (12849) - you deserved it (29362)
On 08/12/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by ThisGuy97 - United States
LuckySperm's life also sucksToday, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy.…
Joe also deserved itToday, I asked a guy if he could buy me a pack of cigarettes, since I'm still under 18.…
You should exercise your arms more by masturbating.
#3 - On 08/12/2011 at 7:55pm by slitherbomb
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happens to me all the time.
#1 - On 08/12/2011 at 7:55pm by supimnyancat
+76 | 9
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