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Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (81980) - you deserved it (2948)

On 05/07/2009 at 3:11pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Italy (Toscana)

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