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Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (115569) - you deserved it (5648)

On 05/07/2009 at 3:11pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Italy (Toscana)

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Oh no! At least you're not hurt too badly - unless you're typing this with your cast in a hospital bed. She's got to feel awful!!

#5 - On 05/07/2009 at 5:03pm by Kalofinator

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#5 and anyone else that makes these kinds of comments. The FMLs don't always have to be from "today". It could have happened a while ago. The anecdote just asks that you begin the story with "Today,"

That really sucks though. She shouldn't be walking with her headphones in if she's that oblivious. I hope she felt bad for you.

#13 - On 05/07/2009 at 5:06pm by HelloStarshine

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