Today, is my mothers birthday. I decided to take her out to lunch. On the way there, we had a car accident. It was my fault. For my mothers birthday I gave her: 3 broken ribs. FML

by FortuneFaded / 05/06/2009 at 11:47am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Health

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  • 2 black eyes
    and a partridge in a pear tree

    #4 - On 05/06/2009 at 5:07pm by DaftBrian

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  • Shit happens. I know you didn't mean it, but life doesn't always play out beautifully. I know you feel guilty as hell right now, and really, that's the only punishment you need. You two should be grateful that you're both alive. Good luck, man.

    #5 - On 05/06/2009 at 5:12pm by Kamazar

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