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Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20443) - you deserved it (7455)

On 06/19/2011 at 2:46pm - health - by no one - United States (Mississippi)

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