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Today, I had a sore throat, and I'd read that drops of Tabasco sauce on your tongue helps. I aimed the bottle at my tongue and the whole cap came off, covering my face and filling my mouth with Tabasco sauce, causing me to blow chunks all over the kitchen floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12408) - you deserved it (24372)

On 06/15/2011 at 5:02am - health - by Alec - United States

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Hot sauce for a sore throat? What are you reading, "Medical Journal for those who liken themselves to Chuck Norris"?

#15 - On 06/15/2011 at 10:13am by happymelon

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LMAO idiot

#2 - On 06/15/2011 at 9:50am by ArmedcrackerR6

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