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Today, a car hit me while I was in a crosswalk. The driver jumped out of her car and stepped over me to check her car for damage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32885) - you deserved it (2027)

On 06/15/2011 at 1:07am - health - by Username - United States (California)

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punch her in the face and check your hand for damage

#8 - On 06/15/2011 at 6:07am by ChopToxicity

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I hope the car is okay.

#1 - On 06/15/2011 at 6:02am by kidclarke

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